Humor - P4C week 6, Term 2
What makes something funny?
Does it matter who tells the joke?
Why are so many jokes about about a group of 'other' people?
These are some of the questions we will be talking about in P4C this week.
Please add your jokes (and your name) in the comments section.
why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide!
ReplyDeletehow many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TENTICLES
ReplyDeleteTwo blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
ReplyDeleteWhy don't u give Elsa a balloon?
ReplyDeleteBecause she will let it go
What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
ReplyDeleteA gummy bear!
What three candies can you find in every school? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the triangle say to the circle? Your pointless!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
ReplyDeleteHow do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
ReplyDeleteQ: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
ReplyDeleteA: "Put it on my bill."